Preston Uncovers The Celebrity Big Brother Secret

That clever Ordinary Boy Preston has already sniffed out the Big Secret on Celebrity Big Brother, namely that Chantelle, who is pretending to be a singer in a fictional girl group called Kandy Floss, is actually a nobody planted by Big Brother as a joke. Chantelle swore on her mother's life that Kandy Floss was a real group, and Preston said he believed her, but it is clear he knows otherwise and has simply decided not to mention it again until he can catch her in a lie. I will be suprised if everyone in the house does not know the truth by this time tomorrow.

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