Preston Marries Chantelle!!!!!!!!!!!

You may recall that at the start of this year we closely followed (i.e., religiously watched the 24 hour live feeds) the goings-on in the UK Celebrity Big Brother house. You may also recall our fascination with the burgeoning relationship between Preston of the Ordinary Boys and fake celebrity Chantelle (now one of the most famous people in England). Today, that story line reached the ultimate fairy tale ending. According to several reports, Preston and Chantelle were wed at Dartmouth House in London's Mayfair district at 4pm. It is understood that the ceremony was attended by 45 guests, including Preston's bandmate, and that Chantelle walked down the aisle in a dress made by designer Elizabeth Emanuel, who created the wedding gown for Chantelle's idol, Princess Diana. Prior to the wedding, Chantelle said: "I want to be Mrs Preston and have that ring on my finger." As for Preston, he insists: "I could never be bored with her and that's what you look for in a wife."

Meanwhile, in the US Big Brother house, an equally exciting romance is developing between evil Dr. Will and America's sweetheart Janelle. Seriously, these two should be on the front of US magazine every week. What is wrong with this country? If you haven't been watching (poor fool), go here to catch up.